Muddle Cuddle
When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.
Muddle Cuddle by SoccerTeas November 3, 2013
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Muddle Muscle
1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.
Muddle Muscle by funniestman February 17, 2015
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Muddle Fuck
You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.
Muddle Fuck by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
Bugger's Muddle
1. Mess
2. Confusion caused by incompetence and/or lack of organisation
3. Complete cock up
4. Unsatisfactory result, often with comic consequences
5. Misguided effort
6. Fiasco
7. Result of failure to recognise consequences
Believed to have been in common usage in the British armed forces from WW2, now (2007) largely anachronistic and used by older persons who remember it or have parents who did... may link to the phrase "Don't let the buggers get you down" which probably refers primarily to the bullying of private soldiers during induction training by non commissioned officers.
2. Confusion caused by incompetence and/or lack of organisation
3. Complete cock up
4. Unsatisfactory result, often with comic consequences
5. Misguided effort
6. Fiasco
7. Result of failure to recognise consequences
Believed to have been in common usage in the British armed forces from WW2, now (2007) largely anachronistic and used by older persons who remember it or have parents who did... may link to the phrase "Don't let the buggers get you down" which probably refers primarily to the bullying of private soldiers during induction training by non commissioned officers.
About disastrous outcome caused by mismanagement:
"...The entire venture was doomed to be a bugger's muddle from the very beginning"
"...The entire venture was doomed to be a bugger's muddle from the very beginning"
Bugger's Muddle by Manton December 9, 2008
Mojito Butt Muddle
Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh
Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle
Friend: nice bro!
Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle
Friend: nice bro!
Mojito Butt Muddle by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016
a right buggers muddle
Wow I'm in a right buggers muddle with all this fuckin' homework that's due tomorrow. Should I go jack off instead? Yes
a right buggers muddle by BaconSoap March 19, 2016
ass muddle
The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
ass muddle by skuldss May 31, 2011