iPhone

Apple's newest attempt to take over the world with their crappy products. This time, however, they are focusing on the telecommunications industry. They dumbed down the world with the Mac, the oh-so-wonderful iPods, and now they've unleashed the iPhone, otherwise known as a PDA with phone capabilities.

It's $600 and it will be the worst $600 you will ever spend if you choose to get one. Even worse than the PS3, and that's saying something.
Person A: "Hey, did you see the new iPhone?! I used up most of my life savings to buy one, but it's so worth it! Check it out!"

Person B: "...so, you basically bought the $600 mutant offspring of a PDA and a cell phone?"

Person A: "No no, it's more than that! It can play music and surf the Internet and it has a revolutionary touch interface!"

Person B: "Oh right, let me rephrase: it's the $600 mutant offspring of a shitty iPod, a shitty Mac running a shitty new version of Safari, and the touch interface of a PDA. Right, sorry."
by Apple Sucks August 02, 2007
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iPhone

The only thing it seems to lack is a vagina.
If my iPhone had a vagina I'd probably need no girlfriend.
by franscene June 13, 2009
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iPhone

a worthless piece of shit for a wanna be windows mobile user.
apple=garbage

only 2 kinds of people in this world have an iPhone:
1) Fags
2) Fags
hey look at me i have an iPhone, im a wanna be pussy who likes taking large penis in the ass!
by iphoneSucksDonkeyBalls January 12, 2010
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iPhone

A less awesome version of the Blackberry cellphone that will break down every five seconds and makes you pay for every piece of software upon it.
iPhone user: "OMGOMG. Look at the ttly-awweeesome app I just got on my iPhone!"
Blackberry user: "...What does it do...?"
iPhone user: "It helps me track Miley Cyrus's exact movements through GPS. Isn't it Keeeewl."
Blackberry user: "STFU. I'm off to a buisness lunch with Chuck Norris."
by Mimi. March 14, 2009
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iPhone

The iPhone is a line of smartphones that are marketed by the company Apple.
Did you see that girl? She has an iPhone 11!
by Er... bandictionary? May 11, 2020
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iPhone

The phone that is always claiming it self-being "innovative" even though other companies has invented it's features 3 years ago.
Guy: OMG I GOT THE NEW 1000$ iPhone! Now you can animate my face as poop!

Me: *sigh...*
by Brunolauri December 08, 2017
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iPhone

what yo mamma sat on to create the iPad
I had an iPhone but yo mamma sat on it and i got me the first iPad
by 45879845389204958943703 November 06, 2011
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