hung like a gnat

You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.

As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

by Ed Skunk May 18, 2006

hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

by flake May 5, 2004

hung like a elephant

a man with a large penis better then being hung like a horse

jeff nemeth is hung like a elephant

by jeff n January 25, 2004

hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

by Mange Storstake January 10, 2005

Hung like a gerbil

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

by Disco Stud April 30, 2003

Hung like a mosquito

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.

Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!

by bws55 September 19, 2007

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009