how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012

how much you buy 

A term used by people of Slavic origin, speaking somewhat broken English to ask the price on an item

Ooh, new laptop, how much you buy.

how much you buy by SpidgetMcfinnery December 19, 2017

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris? by anonymous December 13, 2017

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by Keith May 21, 2004

How much is the fish 

What time is it.

Mike, how much is the fish?
-16.00

How much is the fish by Kongen2 October 7, 2008

how much do I owe ya 

A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.

You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*

how much do I owe ya by PoopyPoo December 5, 2004

How much you wanna bet?

Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.

Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?

Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?

Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?

How much you wanna bet? by BluBaron45 December 8, 2013