Hoodwink Ho 

A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....

That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.

Hoodwink Ho by everythingsalie February 24, 2023

Hood Winked 

When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.

Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!

Hood Winked by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

hoodwicked 

to be tricked in a hood or ghetto way

for a woman to ask her man to go somewhere for her but in the process she is with another man! {lady pimp}!!!

hoodwicked by naja a January 16, 2004

hoodwink 

When a uncircumsized penis winks at you

He pulled down his pants and his penis gave me a hoodwink...

... its flirting when you hoodwink at people...

.. hoodwinking is a natural phenomenon in adolescent boys when learning about their penis... but make sure that he is the one controlling the winking of his hood..

hoodwink by horus1349 January 1, 2012

hoodwinks 

BAMBEE! a big smartarse gook! ;P

Hoody told me the map waz bigger than stairs :/

hoodwinks by Lindzi February 14, 2004

hoodwink 

to be led astray by the "assets" of a butterface.

(walking in a cafeteria as you see an attractive looking girl from behind and she turns around and doesn't look good at all) "I just got hoodwinked by that girl."

hoodwink by gr8ness T April 27, 2010

Hoodwinker 

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.

Hoodwinker by Bill Ayers, Weather Underground, Member May 24, 2008