Hodge

A Total Nazi, especially in the field of Math

Damn, that guy is being a total Hodge right now.

by CodeCrystal February 18, 2019

Hodge

A "Hodge" is a person who, for no apparent reason, leaves a social gathering or event in a mood. Often refering the members of said social gathering as "Dick heads".

Someone angrily walks out of a poker session, calling everyone a dick head and slamming the door on the way out.
Everone else: "What a Hodge".

by Muslim69er May 8, 2009

hodges

a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.

man 1: ooh i went to snog that becky but then she did a hodges on me

by Michael Wright 2k10 February 6, 2009

Hodge

The act of pooping, number 2 or Defecate.

I got a hodge brewing, find me a bathroom!

by Milkdaddyatl November 15, 2019

Hodg

Adjective: An individual who possesses both incredible stupidity but unshakable confidence.

If not for John's constant mistakes, the company would be ten times as successful--yet he somehow takes credit for all our success. That guy is a real Hodg.

by Mcgmcgmcg March 10, 2011

hodges

a very angry short man, stuck with teaching digital imaging. obsessed with chuck norris, random picture taking, and telling people to donate their eggs. he frightens easy and will beat you with anything when given the chance to make you cry.

The guy was a total hodges, he beat me till i cried for chuck norris.

by Ryan Vogle January 30, 2009

hodged

To be taken advantage of in a homosexual nature. Sneaking up from behind and saudomizing ones anus.

Last night I was so drunk I think I got hodged

Stop hodging me and just frigg off

by Bubbles78787 December 28, 2010