(noun) A really obese woman who has to use Crisco in the doorway to fit through it.
by mrsuperloco September 27, 2014
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an adjective usually used to describe a nub of some kind... (usually arrogant and/or assholish)

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"man, what a gresy nige..."
by an admirer April 6, 2003
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Greasy is a broad term, essentially meaning something sketchy, fucked up or sleazy.

The word can be applied in many situations and can vary in greatly in terms of fuckedness. Greasy behaviour could be anything from, taking a picture of your bros nipple, to brutally raping someone.

Greasiness as a philosophy incorporates nihilistic and libertine values, it may be both respected by some and abhorred by others.
"I just saw a video of Will getting a handjob in the woods. That guy is so greasy"

"That strip club looks Greasy as fuck"

"He lives a greasy lifestyle."
by DirtyProfessor May 1, 2014
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Slang popularised by the tv programme Trailer Park Boys, occasionally used in Canada's Maritime provinces. Used to describe an activity/event engaged in which, if generally known to others, would bring shame and/or ridicule from peers. To do something that generally is considered immoral, dishonest, or illegal.
Randy: I banged Lucy and knocked her up, no big deal.

Barb: Ugh, that was you? Greasy!
by Way she goes July 25, 2010
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After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.
I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.

That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.

Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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