Gork

A tall goofy looking guy

Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson is a gork

by John King September 1, 2008

Gork

Fist someone all the way up to your elbow.

you: Lets go Gork her/him!

me: Pervert!

by James Sass February 5, 2008

Gorks

A shorthand for gay dorks. Increasingly popular among the gay dork community.

Limp-wristedly, the two boys put on their faerie embroidered robes and wizard hats and hopped the 45 bus to play dungeons and dragons; they were such gorks.

by Terk July 19, 2007

Gork

a girl who is an awkward dork

Johnny is cool... for making up the word GORK and using Barb's name!

by Johnny Petillo March 21, 2003

Gork

A word meaning the word dork + geek combined.

You are such a drok and you are a geek at the same time, I don't know but you my friend are a gork.

by Kelard December 28, 2005

Gork

A gentleman orkutiya (gentleman+ork): one who hides his flirting skills behind a veil of sophistication

Even though he's such a gork, I love the way he praises women on social networks

by Humerian February 23, 2011

gorked

An excuse said when you dont really have the patience or any care of what the person or group is trying to talk to you about! A state of insomnia and paranoia and anxiety mixed with a short fuse and not a care in the world about your decision or mood!

I look like crap? What did you expect im gorked? I just ran a red light who cares Im gorked! my eyes look funny because im gorked!

by a retired gorky February 11, 2010