Garshnit 

1.A hybrid when a penguin rapes a panda and it comes out a kitten.

2.A loser or someone who pisses you off.

3.someone who was given birth to from their mother being raped.

4. First offencive word that comes to mind when insulting someone.

I saw an amazing documentary on discovery channel last night a penguin raped this panda and then a kitten came out it fucking moved me!

Person 1:You are such a...a...a garshnit!
Person 2 wow I am so offended you probably just made that up.

I prefer not to talk about the fact that I am a garshnit.

Garshnit by Crick&Ivy!! July 8, 2009

Garsnatch 

To permanently delete photos or any other data from a computer or memory card.

I'm so pissed at Matt. He just Garsnatched our entire photo shoot!

Garsnatch by Danny McJohnson February 4, 2015

Garstang Academy

The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room

Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists

Garstang Academy by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019

Garshnop 

A League of Legends character that exists in an uncertain state of limbo in the game.

“Hey bro can I get Garshnop mid?”

“Idiot, they removed him in the last patch”

“No they didn’t, retard”

Garshnop by PanzerChopp January 28, 2022

Oliver Garside 

Angel eyes, the living incarnate of Lee Van Cleef in 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.' if this is your name, then god help any who meet your gaze.

Oliver Garsides, if your walking in the street, and someone crosses your path, stare them into submission.

Oliver Garside by Garside April 8, 2010

Garsh 

Exclamation which is non-offensive and slightly lame
(pron. GAAAR shhh)

Mr X "Is that your car that an elephant just sat on?"
My Y "OH, GARSH!!!"

Garsh by Daminn Oakley October 10, 2008

Gars d'la douche

A very strong and fat man who enjoy taking showers. Unfortunatly he can never finish washing himself because he is always borthered by some Mario Cross(es).

Dude : Hey dude, how was your shower?
Gars d'la douche : Not so bad, but I had to beat-up that little faggot once again!

Gars d'la douche by mybigfatcock August 22, 2009