funch

An uncomon slang word, not used much outside of Bristol, in England. Funch means 1 of 3 things, depending on how you use it. If you were to say: I want some funch, it would mean you want a blowjob. If you said: funch you, it would mean, fuck you, in any other context, it means whore.

Bob: YOU FILTHY FUNCH!
Sarah: FUNCH YOU!

or

Bob: I need some funch!
Sarah: Piss off!

by afromonkey200 January 21, 2010

funch

Combination of the two words "fucking hunch." A negative hunch, assumption, or guess.

I got a funch tomorrow is really gonna blow.

I had a funch something shitty like this would happen.

by mr derp April 16, 2006

Funch

Fucking after lunch.

"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."

by Amazing Dude December 9, 2012

funch

It's like lunch, but better!!

look at the definition, it's not hard.

by funch February 8, 2005

funch

It refers to Benjamin Koh of Singapore.

It's Funch!

by Dangermin September 29, 2003

funch

an adjective describing ones appearance, manner or overall state of being.

That bitch was nasty, belly all hanging out, lycra stretched to the point it wasn't lycra anymore. She was totally funched.

by Jckshouse October 14, 2006

funch

The act of nibbling teasingly on a man's taint

Gay man 1:what did you and ralfy do after you left the party?
gay man 2: O man we funched all night.

by RAPEBRIMLEYYAYASMOKK June 11, 2009