fudge packer

another word to say someone is flaming gay and takes it up the ass every night in his mom's basement.

John; Heyyy studd. Wanna go do the dirty deed tomorrow? My mom's not home so we have the whole basement to ourselves.
Billy; If I wasn't such a fudge packer I'd totally reject you.

by imacoolkiddo8888888888888888 March 27, 2008

fudge packer

A corn holer. A "man" who packs "fudge" up another man's arse.

Bruce is a fudge packer. He enjoys corn holing the dog, as well as Tammany. He just loves to burgle turds, and adores having his arse licked.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007

fudge packer

A fudge packer is a guy who fucks another dude in his asshole.

Wow! There are a lot of fudge packers in my squadron!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

fudge packer

a gay man active in sexual intercoarse

instead of that guys such a fag

that guys a total fudge packer

by baustin2012 August 29, 2009

fudge packer

one who packs fudge

did you see that fagget
yea that was totally connors fudge packer dad

by skp123 May 7, 2010

fudge packer

(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.

Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.

by cherylswrong February 25, 2011

Fudge Packer

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?

by CoUnMe April 21, 2010