flaggots

People on Craig's List who flag (remove) postings because they are competitors, control freaks, consider themselves arbiters of the online community, and/or are too ignorant or illiterate to become the wikipedian counterpart: the Weeniepedian.

I tried to sell my car on craigslist, but the flaggots took it off because I said it was a chick magnet.

by MonkeyManMark October 11, 2009

Flaggot

A homosexual male member of color and/or winterguard. A flaggot is one who dabbles in the art of flag twirling, yet also dabbles in the art of pitching/catching.

Look at Timmy drop that flag! Whadda flaggot!

by Weatherluvr November 11, 2009

Flaggot

A derogatory term for someone who wears red, white, and blue clothing to be patriotic, and ends up looking like a big queer. Also: Flag.

Girl: Did you see Dexter at the 4th of July party?
Boy: Oh, yeah. Man, he is such a flaggot.

by Moofis March 16, 2008

Flaggot

1. A person who loves their country so much it seems like they want to perform gay sex with it.

2. Somebody who is literally and openly gay for their country.

1. Guy 1: Today sucks.
Flaggot: BE THANKFULL YOU LIVE IN AMERICA
Guy 1: Calm the fuck down you flaming Flaggot.

2. Flaggot (Man): America is hawt.

by Dmabsteriscoolio November 12, 2009

Flaggot

the sexual act of singing the national anthem of your respected country when climaxing.

We patriots do love to flaggot during intercourse

by prettyflyforaskuxxguy August 7, 2011

Flaggot

Someone who drives around with one or more rebel flags hanging off the back of their truck or minivan.

Hey look there's another flaggot driving around like an idiot.

by Crowdawg October 10, 2015

Flaggot

A person who actually believes that the Confederate Battle Flag or any symbol of the Confederate States is a symbol of any sort of heritage.

That flaggot does not know that the battle of Gettysburg was the largest single slaughter of American lives on American soil prior to 9-11.

by ArgueMax.com August 4, 2015