Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006

farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008

Last night she was totally farking me...guess we shouldn't have had mexican.

by Michelle & Kelly February 21, 2008

The act of accidentally getting your own cigarette smoke in your eye.

"Damnit! I farked myself."

by n4t$ June 26, 2013

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

by XTreX1029 October 24, 2010

The best place for news! Also a crap load of boobies.

Oh go fark yourself!

by fizzgigger August 9, 2005

an uncommon expletive used to display anger due to unfortunate circumstances

by Billy Bob August 29, 2003