Land of Entrapment

The US state of New Mexico. A play on the state's official nickname, "Land of Enchantment". The reference is really to the state's high poverty rate and relative lack of economic opportunity, which renders many people unable to get up enough money to leave, even if they want to.

I'd like to move to LA or Seattle, but here in Carlsbad, I can only get a part-time dishwashing job. So I guess I'm stuck here in the Land of Entrapment.

Land of Entrapment by Leslie Doppler Hammond February 21, 2008

Trades Man's Entrance 

Trades Mans Entrance, The Back Pussy, The Poop Bridge, The Bourneville Blvd, The Bakerloo, Cannock Chase, The Bottom, Arse, Ass, The Rusty Sheriff's Badge, The Brown Starfish, The Gary Glitter, The Hershey Highway, The Backdoor, The Brown Eye, The Fuzzy Snuggle, The Rear Admiral's Daughter.... The Glory Hole

Father O'Malley lounged dreamily on his chez long, thumbing his holy book, recounting to himself a lost weekend with Italian sailors on shore leave;
"Luigi rattled my head board like no altar boy could. By Monday morning my Trades Man's Entrance flapped like a wind sock in a force seven gale".
A life in Holy Service. Father Seamus O' Malley. Penguin Books. 1932.

Trades Man's Entrance by Da Dirty South April 12, 2008

batcave entrance 

A vehicle entrance to a facility that is obscure and infrequently used. Often the only people who know of this entrance are the employees who work there. Golf courses, farms, industrial parks, sports facilities and outdoor museums often have batcave entrances. Management often frowns on use of this entrance. This term is inspired by the "Batman" TV series from the 1960's. In that program, the entrance to the Batcave was down a little-used dirt road that was blocked at one end by a fake wooden barrier.

My boss told me I had better not be late again, so I had to use the batcave entrance to get to the office on time.

batcave entrance by Led Zeppole October 30, 2003

Vaginal Entrepreneur 

One who explores personal business options with the use of her vagina. A prostitute.

Shelly's day job wasn't working out, so she decided to go into the business of vaginal entrepreneurship.

John: So, what do you do for a living?
Shelly: I'm a vaginal entrepreneur.
John: You mean a prostitute?

Vaginal Entrepreneur by dorkychickenpants22 December 21, 2010

Slimy Entrance

When you nut for weeks on the door knob and the rest of the family/roommates haven't even realized yet since they grabbed on it.

Mom, dad, I got some news : Y'ALL GOT SLIMY ENTRANCED! OH! YOU JUST GOT SCREWED, MY GUYS!

Slimy Entrance by Goldenhat April 14, 2020

entropist 

A pseudo-religious or philosophical movement with modern roots, in recognition of the fact that the universe has ever increasing randomness. Entropists advocate a life of agility and flexibility. An Entropist cultivates mobility, creativity, meditation, perceptiveness, and personal freedoms. These traits are focused in order to bring prosperity from change.

A more complete description of Entropist philosophy may be found at <www.entropist.info>

Being an Entropist, he sold scrap lumber for firewood after a tornado leveled his hometown. Then he used the proceeds to construct a temporary homeless shelter. His career went off-track but the results were beneficial to everyone employed or housed by the project.

entropist by gorynel August 31, 2010

entrapment 

Making someone do something that is wrong, telling them it is what needs to be done to get them out of trouble.

Police man: Kill your accomplice

Theif: NO! why would i do that???

Police man: If you kill your accomplice, i wont take you to jail

Theif: THIS IS ENTRAPMENT!!!

entrapment by ChickenTikka December 16, 2008