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Crop Dusting 

The act of holding in flatulence until you are on the move, possibly near people that you do not favor.
Senior: "I'm going to do some crop dusting in freshman hall"
Freshman 1 "Dude, did you fart?"
Freshman 2: "That senior was crop dusting"
Crop Dusting by Charl3magn3 June 19, 2010

crop dusting 

The act of farting in a pubiic place and then walking through the crowd.
While walking back to my seat in the theater, I cut a fart crop dusting everyone along the way.
crop dusting by Champo4 February 4, 2012

Crop Dusting 

Farting in public leaving a trail of methane gas and evil for the poor souls behind you
"ahhh the guy in front of us is crop dusting!"
Crop Dusting by ahh123 April 11, 2013

Crop Dusting 

"Drive by" farting that spreads the stench and foulness across a room or area as one walks so that it is smelled by many people.
I'm about 99% sure a student was crop dusting me as he walked by in class today.
Crop Dusting by CarlosMarx September 26, 2018

crop dusting 

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.
I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.
crop dusting by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

crop dusting 

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points
Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?