Climate changer 

Climate changer is a person who makes a constant effort to help the earth stop Global warming and climate change.

Ie. recycling, using less/no plastic or water bottles. Less electricity, less wasting, more gardening and becoming self-sufficient.

Friend: Hey look that guy is sooo cute!

Me: Yeah but he just littered. Nobody likes a size 12 carbon footprint

Friend: yeah you’re right I’m looking for a climate changer anyways.

Climate changer by Urban bath bomb August 6, 2019

climate change 

commonly referred to in speech as: "O NO CLIMAT CHANG"
real climate change:
winter
spring
summer
fall

fact: if there was no climate change the earth would be a stagnate climate and die.

blahblehblahblahblehblahblahblehblahblahblehblah climate change

climate change by nonsense man January 25, 2023

climate change 

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.

The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?

climate change by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021

Climate change 

This will affect every single human being living on this planet. Please understand that we can’t just say thank u, next and leave it to the next generation!

Climate change will kill us in around 12 years time...we need to change this or you’ll soon be telling everyone your goodbyes

Climate change by buteralovhes May 23, 2019

climate change 

The antithesis to global warming

While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.

climate change by Uncle Dimma June 29, 2017

Climate Alchemist 

Any scholarly individual for the past 100 years that have claimed that the world was going to end due to climate change.

Look. Another climate alchemist trying to figure out climate charge, but just can't seem to do it.

Climate Alchemist by Lord Raif Woulson November 9, 2021

Climate pros cough bomb 

When servicing a package unit the tech farts into the indoor blower compartment before starting the unit back up.

I climate pros cough bombed the pharmacy today!

Climate pros cough bomb by HVACahole December 3, 2021