To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as
lubricant for
masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.
first degree chooching is using your own tears and
masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
My
girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube
available and thus had to use my own tears of
lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.