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Hey, pass your Juul over here, I wanna chooch
Chooch by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022
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Chooch is a slang word for weed, pot, grass, and or marijuana.

Chooch also means high or stoned, or partaking in the act of getting high or stoned
Lets go get some Chooch!!

Dude I'm chooched.

Hey man u got any chooch?

I'm just chooching right now.
Chooch by ZeeKylle October 27, 2017
Slang word in new hampshire for a person with a big nose and a little schlong
me: i met up with a chooch last night
you: sorry babe
Chooch by Dukes79 May 20, 2010
To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.

first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.
Chooch by uncoolpseudonym November 20, 2009
To "chooch" is to masterbate using your tears as lubricant. Usually done by leaning over to drop the tears on your junk while masterbating.
After the funeral I went home and had a good "chooch".
chooch by Yeti / Wendy July 9, 2009
Blow, snow, cocaine, coke, nose candy
Yoo do we have any chooch left?
Chooch by TheHewbrewHammer May 26, 2020