"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
by RCampz November 9, 2009
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to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you
dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.
by Blake the amazin September 21, 2007
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Caulk. It’s a universal term.

can be used anywhere, anytime.
“wow he’s so Caulk
It’s caulk I guess
“Damn I’m gonna caulk”
by Caulk Life April 7, 2023
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An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.
Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.
by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022
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caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;

the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!
by Content-ment411 October 21, 2019
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Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick
The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.
by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018
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