"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
by RCampz November 9, 2009
by Blake the amazin September 21, 2007
by David Shcwimmer May 26, 2018
by Caulk Life April 7, 2023
An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.
by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022
caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!
by Content-ment411 October 21, 2019
Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick
The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.
by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018