4 definitions by RCampz

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What 90% of the human population is.
Me: Wow she is so ugly.

Friend: Yeah, but we are too.
by RCampz December 11, 2010

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"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.
by RCampz November 09, 2009

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similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"
Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.
by RCampz November 10, 2009

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(v.) The act of one eating their own semen or the semen of family members.
Me: Did you here about Rob last night?

Friend: No what happened.

Me: Him and his dad Malachowskyed...

Friend: Thats messed up.
by RCampz December 15, 2010

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