Cabbage 

Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.

"Godsall, you were an absolute Cabbage last night"

"Healey, you are cabbaged"

Cabbage by Grezack November 27, 2014

Cabbage 

Another meaning for shit used by many young Australian males to bag out mates and random people they don't know

That is so cabbage. Jeremy is a cabbage cunt . Tim is so fucking cabbage at fifa

Cabbage by Cabdude January 9, 2015

Cabbage 

The opposite of savage. If you are not a straight up savage you are called a piece of cabbage.

Josh is a piece of cabbage! No way he a savage.

Cabbage by Kelly.carly.llama August 27, 2016

Cabbage 

A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.

"what do you think of Alex?" "I don't know man he's a bit of a cabbage"

Cabbage by SirCabbage June 7, 2017

Cabbage 

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

Cabbage by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

cabbage 

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

cabbage by Kaitlynfosho February 1, 2007

cabbage 

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

cabbage by Joe =D June 23, 2007