balls in a vicegrip

screwed introuble or at the mercy of another

i have to pay him 30 million dollars or i'll be castrated with a butter knife. Man my balls are in a vice grip

balls in a vicegrip by KyRo October 17, 2004

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balls in the butter

To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.

The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.

"Darwin's really got his balls in the butter, he's got himself invited to a threesome."

balls in the butter by darwinator January 25, 2010

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balls in your butthole

When your balls are literally in your butthole

Tim was strolling down the street when all of a sudden his anus swallowed both his testicles, therefor his balls were in his butthole. Which brings us to the term "balls in your butthole"

balls in your butthole by Literally that guy February 10, 2015

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balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"

"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"

balls in the face by Jeff Johnson March 3, 2005