Jack of All Asses

A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."

Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"

Jack of All Asses by Guregori February 24, 2020

Mini-assessment 

Code word British teachers are using when talking about GCSEs during the pandemic. They are the same as the GCSE exams but done earlier in the year, higher in quantity, and in the classrooms instead of the hall.

Teacher: It's NOT an exam! It's just a mini-assessment to see how you're doing. It will count towards your final grade but it isn't the ONLY thing that will, so it's not important and I don't want you stressing over it.

Mini-assessment by the rain master May 4, 2021

lazy bum asses 

When a person doesn't do shit but go to the Huddle House at 2 o'clock in the mo or sleeps instead of going to class.

Beth, Jessie, and Christina are lazy bum asses.

lazy bum asses by Jessie and Christina March 31, 2009

analyze, assess, address 

The necessary steps toward curing a condition accepted by the medical profession as irreversible.

Her doctors, associated practitioners, family and friends had so easily given up on her, accepting that she would have a lifetime of struggle and pain. He had other ideas, and began to analyze, assess, address the issues of her condition, constantly thinking, observing, trying. Day by day she improved, showing astonishing progress and they would take it all the way.

analyze, assess, address by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2023

assessimize

To assess and optimize your look or style.

To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.

My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.

You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.

You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.

assessimize by jeffjam December 4, 2012

assetarian

one whom eats ass only

Did you hear that Ronnie Mac is an assetarian

assetarian by bhoot15 December 29, 2017

Assesible

Perfect, agreeable and excellent.

For Cocker Spaniels

Those chairs and cushions are Assesible!

Assesible by JuSu12 June 16, 2018