Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

citigroup asset management

A place I long to be. The people are great & everyone is nice.

"I love my job".
"Oh you must mean Citigroup Asset Management"

by yo yo mon bitoch March 31, 2005

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Asset Girl

A young woman, from moroccan /german descent, who has to finish a vast amount of social media ads, while being understaffed

She is such an Asset Girl

by 2893uuhn December 26, 2022

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend into emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.

Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.

by BobUpp November 6, 2023

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022