A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.
Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.
Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
by ragedookie September 25, 2005
see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered
I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser
by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004
The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.
by Ragedookie September 21, 2005
those 2 guys are ass monkeys
by barnbasher August 20, 2005
an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne
by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004
One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.
In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
by Squints August 9, 2004