ass monkey

a nice word for asshole

Dick is a real ass monkey!

ass monkey by ass monkey August 22, 2003

Ass monkey

Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.

Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"

Ass monkey by Queen C April 13, 2006

ass monkey

A primate trained in the subtle art of ass pleasuring

ahh ass monkey... (rhetorical)

ass monkey by Sam Haren June 4, 2006

ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches

Him a ass monkey when it come to women.

ass monkey by daedalus October 3, 2003

ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.

"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"

ass monkey by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

ass monkey by bread infection December 28, 2005

Ass monkey

Black person. Annoying black people.

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!

Ass monkey by penisblackbaby May 8, 2008