by J money March 07, 2004

To steal an item from right under the other person's nose and saying "YOINK" when committing theft. Please note that you will need a yoinker's licence successfully do this.
I 'Yoinked the kid's pencil.
by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

by Datchicken7890 July 14, 2019

by Broski_brodyn July 08, 2019

Yoink: a word of many applications
1. A replacement for yeet
2. The physical body movement made when playing the trombone.
3. Describing having sex
4. Scream "yoink" after u do something super savage :P
5. Put it literally anywhere it sounds good.
1. A replacement for yeet
2. The physical body movement made when playing the trombone.
3. Describing having sex
4. Scream "yoink" after u do something super savage :P
5. Put it literally anywhere it sounds good.
1. ~throws a bunch of garbage on a homeless man~
Me: YOINK
2. "Damn, did you see that Mozart concert last night? Those mans really know how to yoink that trombone."
3. "Yeah I yoinked Whethan and he ate my ass."
4. "Kenzie, I just fucked your brother. Yoink!"
5. I gotta yoink tf out of here before the police come
Me: YOINK
2. "Damn, did you see that Mozart concert last night? Those mans really know how to yoink that trombone."
3. "Yeah I yoinked Whethan and he ate my ass."
4. "Kenzie, I just fucked your brother. Yoink!"
5. I gotta yoink tf out of here before the police come
by clammyclit October 09, 2018

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

An exclaimation used to express theft. The more obvious the better. Also usually followed by running.
Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away. I waas
thinking we could go for a bike ride.
Homer: But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney,
and that guy who calls me Bill.
Marge: But you look better, you don't sweat when you eat any more, and
look -- holds up a wad of cash you've saved more than a
hundred dollars. I found it in your pants.
Homer: snatches money Yoink!
see also http://www.snpp.com/guides/yoinks.html
thinking we could go for a bike ride.
Homer: But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney,
and that guy who calls me Bill.
Marge: But you look better, you don't sweat when you eat any more, and
look -- holds up a wad of cash you've saved more than a
hundred dollars. I found it in your pants.
Homer: snatches money Yoink!
see also http://www.snpp.com/guides/yoinks.html
by J. Marcson July 20, 2008
