The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.
The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.
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A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.
"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"
by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009
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Loved children more than he should have.
John Wayne Gacy dressed up as a clown to entertain children and something else...
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To John Wayne her is when the your making sweet love to your chick on the hands and knees like doggy style. Then you pull out a cowboy hat and put it on while at the same time lighting a smoking pipe. Then when she smells the smoke and looks back the you say, "Hey Pilgrim."

This is the act of John Wayne-ing her.
There are several reasons for this:

1. You're doing the girl for the first time and you want to see if she's a pretty cool chick. So you John Wayne her:
a. she laughs then she's cool: she either understands, or she just thinks it's funny
b. she doesn't then she sucks.

2. If you are a movie buff and want to know if she is too:
a. she understands the character and plays along as the horse you are riding
b. she says, "I'm not in the mood." Then you say, "Get off your horse and drink your milk."
by don't beat my meat May 17, 2013
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When a female has the most amazing of asses.... John Wayne was known as "The Duke" and John Wayne Booty is known as "The Dook".
Hey Rob, yeah Dan? Check out the John Wayne booty on that ho.... its the "DOOK". Hell Yes, I wish she'd shit on my chest.
by dcn October 15, 2009
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