A vile cesspit of disease and contagion, where you can find single mums yelling at their kids, people coughing in your face, and fatass lardbuckets that drive around on little scooters because if they take three steps, they collapse over to their side, begging for food(prefably MIckey D's).
I caught Influenza after an 67 year old dried up relic coughed in my face at Wal*Mart.
by The Jigga man September 20, 2004
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The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart
For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart
by Sate-the-masses January 27, 2005
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Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.
"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 16, 2003
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Corporation bent on world-domination.
"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me
by Dave January 7, 2005
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A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap.

They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section.

They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*)
Damn Wal-Mart moved in. The Pic-n-Save is gone, and now I have to work there. If I say anything about Union, they'll fire me. Damn Wal-Mart.

Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees!

Wal-Mart stores are niggers! (check my definition)
by Maine Event April 8, 2004
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The home of all the cheap crap you'll ever need!
If Wal-Mart keeps lowering their prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
by TheBurninator November 18, 2003
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A store which out sources Canadian and American jobs to third world countries in order to sell cheap merchandise to third world refugees in Canada and America.
We're going out of business, a Wal-mart opened in our city...
by left4ded April 18, 2005
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