A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
by Tramposo December 14, 2009
A sexual combo move whereby the man performs an Alabama Hot Pocket and then 'seals the envelope' in which he seals the excrement inside of the woman's vagina using his dried semen.
by The Fourth Holes April 3, 2011
Nicaraguan phrase equivalent to the black man's phrases "money," "drained," and/or "ballin" after successfully scoring a 3 point swish.
by Nicaraguan Hitman September 13, 2010
by Joves II April 10, 2008
Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?
Jimmy: No, what's that?
(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)
Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?
Jimmy: No, what's that?
(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)
Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?
by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022
When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.
hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.
by clereance drinkwater July 16, 2006
The most amazing thing ever to be invented. Made in Abington mass at brothers and I can't go a week without one
by Whitechick January 9, 2014