jonah

the cutest and most amazing person to ever be alive. he is the sweetest boy you will ever met and you will never wanna lose him! he will always bring you up when your down! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: yo aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

by mehoe November 5, 2019

jonah

a shit typer

we got a jonah on the chat

by spicelord June 1, 2018

Jonah

Sexy ass nigga

Every girl needs a boyfriend like Jonah.

by hbskxobsjcb September 14, 2019

Jonah

A dated 1950's slang term for a cool guy. This slang term is pretty extinct these days, and it's pretty unknown how this term came to be.

He's a real cool Jonah! - from 1952 industrial short "A Young Man's Fancy"

by Jonah Falcon September 17, 2005

jonah

has smol balls but makes up with a giant pipe

jonah is good for anal

by Jonah101 August 14, 2019

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 4, 2018

Jonah it

To have a phenomenal lead during the game, and blow it and completely lose at the end

Matthew had a lead of 21 points in the football game in the 4th quarter. But then Jonah it and lost 21 to 24 at the end.

by Jonah Marsh May 16, 2021