taliban

Illiterate, ignorant, misogynistic Islamic fundamentalists noted for their hatred of just about everything and love of goats and beardless youth.

It is strongly suspected that their hatred of women is rooted in their growing up in the madrassas, where they had no female contact whatsoever while being brainwashed by mullahs who would sodomize them while screaming "Allahu Akbar!".

Once they were able to grow beards, they took out their anger on women and continued the proud tradition of Islamic man-on-boy love. In their minds, it's not as sin as long as they are the givers.

"Look at that Taliban beating the woman for showing 1/4 inch of skin on her wrist."

"Why are those Taliban rounding of truckloads of little boys?"

"I smell smegma and goat shit...there must be Taliban around here!"

by Professor Vile January 10, 2008

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taliban

Street slang for an AK-47 assault rifle.

Homeboy gots couple talibans for sale, y'all.

by Maximus Decimus Meridius June 29, 2005

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extermists that are mostly dead now and are being hunted all the time

muhamed omar is still on the run

by hitler is dead August 15, 2003

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to defile a toilet to a point of, a haz mat team showing up in your bathroon with police line tape , while hearing them mumble under their gas mask " this is the worst thing I have witnessed since 9 -11 on CNN.

While eating a diaper full of indian food last night I immeditaly had to taliban the restroom.

by carole and RIch October 18, 2007

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The Taliban

The act of deficating on your parnters face while having sex and smiring it around then throwing recycled pubic hairs on the face of whom you smired the feces on thus representing a middle eastern man. WORKS BEST WHEN X-LAX IS INVOLVED.

I totally pulled the taliban on that girl last night.

by scrillanftk April 27, 2009

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