Safety guards who fails to detect bombs and stop people with shampoo and do a body search and waste half of your life just so you can go into the plane “safely”. An obstacle you cannot escape.
Dude 1: “Let’s go to check in and shop at the duty free store!”
Dude 2: “we don’t have time, we need to pass the TSA..”
Dude 2: “we don’t have time, we need to pass the TSA..”
by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018
Gang of lying sexual predators around the world that claim to make your flight safer but in reality will fuck you over for their own pleasure so the Government can give them more money than they would normally get.
They made their flight, but it was more difficult than it should've been because a bunch of mindless zombie TSA shitheads decided to fuck them over for no good reason.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 11, 2021
"Oh god, TSA broke down again."
by Marshal0ver April 15, 2022
by mysterymanxcvbn March 11, 2011
by Ben Hawkins September 7, 2007
The TSA checkpoint guard stood there with a ziplock baggie Taking Shit from Assholes.
Lets face it, the guys and gals in uniform aren't the enemy here. It is our elected officials and administrators making up all the stupid crap. Take it easy on the checkpoint goons, they just need a paycheck like the rest of us. Exercise your right to vote.
Lets face it, the guys and gals in uniform aren't the enemy here. It is our elected officials and administrators making up all the stupid crap. Take it easy on the checkpoint goons, they just need a paycheck like the rest of us. Exercise your right to vote.
by BmooseB April 1, 2011
by White Knight January 6, 2006