Stupid Wet Evangelical Grin. Facial expression typically seen on religious TV shows under about 15 pounds of makeup (if female) or declaiming how the latest natural disaster is the the fault of the victims because of <insert bizarre hobbyhorse here>.
Terminology noted in use by seminarians for fellow religious believers who A) hold rather bizarre ideas B) make up for poor thought with loud volume of proclaiming said thought on every web forum, classroom, TV show, or lounge the believer afflicts C) respond to any objection with some variation on the theme of "God said it, I believe it, that settles it!" D) Gentle pointing out of scriptures that say something quite different are met with a puzzled look , followed by accusations of devil worship, scripture twisting, believing the lies of the world, etc.
Synonym for 'religious troll', whether online or real-life.
Terminology noted in use by seminarians for fellow religious believers who A) hold rather bizarre ideas B) make up for poor thought with loud volume of proclaiming said thought on every web forum, classroom, TV show, or lounge the believer afflicts C) respond to any objection with some variation on the theme of "God said it, I believe it, that settles it!" D) Gentle pointing out of scriptures that say something quite different are met with a puzzled look , followed by accusations of devil worship, scripture twisting, believing the lies of the world, etc.
Synonym for 'religious troll', whether online or real-life.
"Got stopped in the street by a stranger. He said, 'Do you know if you will go to Heaven if you died today? I do, because I've been Saved by the Blood of Jeeeeesus!"
I said, 'Good grief, do you have to be such a SWEG? Why would anyone want to go to heaven if it's full of car salesmen?'"
I said, 'Good grief, do you have to be such a SWEG? Why would anyone want to go to heaven if it's full of car salesmen?'"
by Frustrated_Believer March 7, 2010
Slimy Wet Evangelical Grin: the stupid smug look of spiritual bliss that is supposed to tell everyone that you think that your imaginary friend called Jesus is real and talks to you and will save you from getting genital warts if you fuck the minister's daughter and say sorry to him (Jesus) afterward.
It also apparently allows you to wax lyrical about any topic on the planet with divine authority and irritate the shit out of people within 400 nautical miles of where you are.
It also apparently allows you to wax lyrical about any topic on the planet with divine authority and irritate the shit out of people within 400 nautical miles of where you are.
That idiot over there should take his bible and shove it up his arse - that will give him a proper excuse for having that dumb-arse SWEG on his face
by Varmint_za November 12, 2008
When someone has surpassed maximum swag and have reached the title of sweg master, then they give off an aura commonly known as sweg lines. When caught within this aura, most people feel a sudden rush of lust towards that sweg master.
you cannot touch my sweg lines.
what is that flowing through my golden locks of hair?
that'll be my sweg lines
what is that flowing through my golden locks of hair?
that'll be my sweg lines
by dr sweg January 11, 2014
This has never been shared before until now. A "Sweg Master", is a person who has acheived sweg level 9000 without life hacking. Being a Sweg Master is a big deal; all the chicks want you and you will be the life of the party. But deep inside, you are confused.
by xxLegitxxProxx March 1, 2014
a group of people that are so swag they're sweg
Their swegness is too much to handle
Like literally, your mind will blow, they're that sweggy
Their swegness is too much to handle
Like literally, your mind will blow, they're that sweggy
Person 1: DAYUM SHE'S GO SO MUCH SWAG SHE'S BROKEN THE SWAG SCALE
Person 2: yeah, she's probably part of Sweg Fegs
Person 2: yeah, she's probably part of Sweg Fegs
by kirahoreo January 25, 2014
a group of people that are so swag they're sweg
their swegness is too much to handle.
like literally, your mind will blow, they're that sweggy
their swegness is too much to handle.
like literally, your mind will blow, they're that sweggy
PERSON 1: DAYUMMMMM SHE'S GOT SO MUCH SWAG SHES BROKEN THE SWAG SCALE
PERSON 2: yeah she's probably part of sweg fegs
PERSON 2: yeah she's probably part of sweg fegs
by kirahoreoooooo January 25, 2014
aka: don silk.
a higher level of evolution, which mankind itself has yet to have reached.
a super natural super muman sweglord mafiagang affiliated sisty one six life.
a higher level of evolution, which mankind itself has yet to have reached.
a super natural super muman sweglord mafiagang affiliated sisty one six life.
(some random dude)
"hey brother, do you have any spare sweg milk?"
(the swegmilk level 9,000,000)
"no, but your mother does..."
"hey brother, do you have any spare sweg milk?"
(the swegmilk level 9,000,000)
"no, but your mother does..."
by buegology April 20, 2019