go to heaven

When you're almost going to say go to hell to somebody (usually a hot but bitchy girl) , but a split second before, you have a thought that says 'hey, if you say go to hell, you're definetely not going to get laid and it's just because you said go to hell.' So instead you say " Go to heaven!!"

A hot girl says the only way you're getting some is if you watch a shitty movie with her tonight. In response you say... ".... Go to Heaven!!!"

by zachy April 8, 2006

will i go to heaven

no

katie: will i go to heaven
landen: nein

by WaluigiIsGod69 September 20, 2018

All Dogs go to Heaven

A 1989 animated children's film directed by Don Bluth and released by United Artists. It tells the story of Charlie B. Barkin, a German Shepherd, who plots to seek revenge against his former business partner, Carface; after he kills Charlie, but a watch brings him back from the dead. He uses a little girl who Carface has been holding hostage due to her ability to talk to animals, to help him get revenge.

All Dogs go to Heaven was a realtear jerker at the end.

by LAZI June 19, 2017

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

Insult toward a female, especially someone you dislike

Though all dogs go to heaven,
The non-canine bitches don’t
Get the same opportunities.
Not all dogs go to heaven.

by spen53 April 16, 2018

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

An episode of Family Guy. The 121st episode of Family. In this episode, the Griffins go to a Star Trek convention and Stewie is angry that he didn't get to ask the Star Trek cast his questions. He then obtains blue prints to ask the Star Trek his questions. When he spends the day with them, they complain about minor things and Stewie becomes greatly annoyed with this. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps and after watching a religion channel after bieng bedridden, she tries to convert everyone to Christianity. Brian claims that he is an atheist and Meg publicly humiliates him, making Brian an outcast. Brian eventually sees the light and realizes how important God is to him.

Joseph - "I just saw a new family guy episode on TV"
Joseph's dad - "What is it about?"
Joseph - "You'd love it. Its about Stewie hangin out with the Star Trek cast"
Joseph's dad - "Shit! Why the fuck would I miss it?"
Joseph - "The episode is Not all dogs go to heaven, cause Brians an athiest in that episode
Joseph's dad - "OK IM CONFUSED"

by ConsterMcMonster April 2, 2011

All Dogs Go To Heaven 2

All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 is a 1996 American animated musical fantasy adventure film, and a sequel to Goldcrest Films' animated film All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989). The movie is well known, because of the death of Gordon Freeman

"Did you see All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, and what happened to Gordon Freeman?"

"Yeah, he deserved it though, he didn't have his passport."

by xdlolrofl July 6, 2020

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021