instead of using "Swag", you use "Sweg" to be more hipster/ indie.
Person 1: did you see that film at the weekend?
Person 2 (cool): no, i have too much sweg!
Pirate slang for fuck; A word used in a lot of different ways; can be used as a compliment, insult/threat, or the verb form
Your looking sweg today ;)
I'm going to fucking sweg you
Arrrrrgh!!! I'm going to fuck the sweg out of you
A combined fart
that smells both sweaty AND eggy. It is illegal in both North America AND South America.
Example 1: Jesus, dude, that is one bad sweg!
Example 2: Eww, you just swegged!
Sweg stands for sweaty egg, basically something that stinks.
Eww did you wash? you smell of sweg
Can you smell that sweg?
Did you smell cameron today, he Chongs
Stupid Wet Evangelical Grin. Facial expression typically seen on religious TV shows under about 15 pounds of makeup (if female) or declaiming how the latest natural disaster is the the fault of the victims because of <insert bizarre hobbyhorse here>.
Terminology noted in use by seminarians for fellow religious believers who A) hold rather bizarre ideas B) make up for poor thought with loud volume of proclaiming said thought on every web forum, classroom, TV show, or lounge the believer afflicts C) respond to any objection with some variation on the theme of "God said it, I believe it, that settles it!" D) Gentle pointing out of scriptures that say something quite different are met with a puzzled look , followed by accusations of devil worship, scripture twisting, believing the lies of the world, etc.
Synonym for 'religious troll
', whether online or real-life.
"Got stopped in the street by a stranger. He said, 'Do you know if you will go to Heaven if you died today? I do, because I've been Saved by the Blood of Jeeeeesus!"
I said, 'Good grief, do you have to be such a SWEG? Why would anyone want to go to heaven if it's full of car salesmen?'"
Slimy Wet Evangelical Grin: the stupid smug look of spiritual bliss that is supposed to tell everyone that you think that your imaginary friend called Jesus is real and talks to you and will save you from getting genital warts if you fuck the minister's daughter and say sorry to him (Jesus) afterward.
It also apparently allows you to wax lyrical about any topic on the planet with divine authority and irritate the shit out of people within 400 nautical miles of where you are.
That idiot over there should take his bible and shove it up his arse - that will give him a proper excuse for having that dumb-arse SWEG on his face