spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

by gduhble June 19, 2005

"The Spruce Up"

To buy a drink at a bar or club then enhance the potency with Additional alcohol brought in a flask on your person.

Hey bro my bar tabs real low tonight. Ive been doing "The Spruce Up".

by Joel 89898 August 4, 2008

spruce moose

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.

Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true

by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

Spruce Grove

This is the shittest "City" known to man. They set up a little carnival in the Safeway parking lot every year that no one even knows about, it has two rides and a lemonade stand. This City is full of E-tards and stoners. Also full of wannabe "Scene/Emo" kids that like cutting themselves and smoking drugs. The Spruce Composite High school is full of fuck faces and useless tits that fail in life, also full of sluts that have one night stands and get pregnant. Congrats Spruce Grove, you've made a good impression on your citizens of the City. Atta be Champ. Oh, and their little, tiny and crappy mall consisting of a food stand and five clothing stores that only sell my grandmothers clothing, job well done. Oh yes, and Children.. The Tri Leisure Center has dead bodies at the bottom of the deep end. Stay away.

Guy #1 : Hey what did you do with that dead body?

Guy #2 : Threw it in the deep end of the pool at the Tri in Spruce Grove.

Guy #1 : Place is dead anyways.

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Guy #1 : I'm going to Spruce Grove tomorrow, wanna come?

Guy #2 : Sure , let me just head done to my meth lab so we can make money while visiting the Emo children.

by SpruceGroveHater. May 15, 2011

Spruced Up

Cleaned up. Can refer to a home, or a person. To get yourself or your living space cleaned up and ready for guests or a night on the town. See also Fluffed Up and Spiffy

I have guests coming over so I have to get the place spruced up.

by JimboQuality March 19, 2010

solstice spruce

The heathen version of an xmas tree.

We decorated our Solstice Spruce today in celebration of the heathen holiday, Winter Solstice!

by kajoe December 7, 2010

spruce deuce

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.

Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!

by sprucedeuce September 15, 2015