a delicious and yummy cheese that collects on a man's twang and is loved by every woman in the world.
by SAYRUHGAYRUH November 13, 2006
"Analogous to tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located in the prepuce, the seminal secretions of the Cowper's gland and the prostate, the mucin content of the secretions of the urethral glands, and the sloughed epithelial cells. It provides the necessary mucosal lubricant and moisturizer and is rich in sexual pheromones. The prepuce normally prevents detection of this phenomenally charged scent until the glans is exposed at the time erection takes place." - Robert S. Van Howe, MD
"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma." - Thomas J. Ritter, MD
"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma." - Thomas J. Ritter, MD
"Is smegma useful? Yes, certainly. It lubricates the cavity between the foreskin of the penis and the glans, thus allows smooth movement between them during intercourse ... Nature has ... provided a natural ointment, smegma, to ensure easy lubrication and protect this delicate region of the male genital organ. / To secure its even distribution, smegma is formed from the whole inner surface of the foreskin cavity ... Smegma production ... is concentrated in the cells of innumerable small prominences, minute microscopic protrusions of various shapes and sizes found on the inner surface of the foreskin cavity ... Sexual intercourse becomes a regular feature of life (in adulthood) and the function of smegma assumes its full value ... Freshly formed smegma ... is a wholesome lubricant--making for ease in erection and smoothness in sexual intercourse." - Joyce Wright, MD
by The Lactivist Intactivist January 23, 2007
A substance which is created on hot sweaty days, and forms a layer of "cheese" like substance between the genitals and the anus. Smegma is often accompanied by a strong odor described as foul cheese.
by Rebel-Outcast January 12, 2010
a cheese like substance found commonly near the head of the penis when it is uncircumsized. Also found between leg and scrotum.
by MYK February 15, 2005
The substance idiots believe only intact men produce but it's biggest producer is the vagina. It can also form in skin folds and under breasts. Sometimes referred to as "dick cheese" but women produce 10x's more!
I just spent an hour eating out my girl. Had a feast of smegma and piss saturated toilet paper balls, I'm full!
by Intacti August 25, 2014
SMEGMA IS DIRTY! GET A CIRCUMCISION.
Smegma is greek for soap, and obviously, if it was really that bad, more people would know about it.
UM......I GO BYE NOW! BYE BYE!
Smegma is greek for soap, and obviously, if it was really that bad, more people would know about it.
UM......I GO BYE NOW! BYE BYE!
by you want to know who wrote this that badly? August 18, 2005
Dried milk accumulated on the rim of a jug of milk. Often only a hazard when drinking directly from the jug.
d00d1: "Dude! Don't drink out of the jug! You'll get smegma all over your mouth!"
d00d2: "AH! You're right! AHHH.... It tastes like goat nipples! AH!"
d00d1: "Told you."
d00d2: "AH! You're right! AHHH.... It tastes like goat nipples! AH!"
d00d1: "Told you."
by tdawgmacfoo February 12, 2008