Simon

A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.
“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”

What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
by Neebs_06 February 10, 2018
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Simon

Simon is very Emo
Simon is very Emo
by IT IS MEEEEEEEE May 10, 2018
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Simon

The cool kid that everybody wants to hang out with, but nobody can.
Bob: HAVE YOU SEEN SIMON ANYWHERE!?
Billy:Nah were not cool enough to hang with him.
Bob:OH RIGHT
by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 05, 2019
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Simon

The most amazing name around. Generally, Simon's are the most amazing people to be with. They are fun and bubbly. They tend to go for angellic people, people named leanne for example.
Simon and Leanne are great together!
Simon the new guy is an amazing guy!
Leanne Loves Simon!
by QKAngel April 08, 2010
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Simon

Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!
"Hey you see that sexy beast over there?"
"WOW!! thats one hell of a Simon."
by kinesotape January 08, 2017
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Simon

He's your typical canadian guy, he's very funny and sometimes way too sarcastic to the point it's kind of rude. He is usually very romantic, also damn crazy.
Channel your inner canadian driver, Simon.
by Seann_and_Mia June 09, 2020
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Simon

the smartest person you’ve ever met and probably the most beautiful person you’ve seen. Looks like gu jun pyo from boys over flowers(kdrama). Super funny and it’s very obvious he’s too good for you. Into girls with cuteness(aegyo) but acts like he has no feelings and acts like a douchebag at first. Super soft on the inside but will reject you if you’re not korean or cute. Will get in Stanford
Friend: ugh I can’t believe simon has a 94 in macro
Me: ugh can he get any better://
by happyshellfish23 March 14, 2019
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