A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.
“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”
“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
by Neebs_06 February 10, 2018

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 05, 2019

The most amazing name around. Generally, Simon's are the most amazing people to be with. They are fun and bubbly. They tend to go for angellic people, people named leanne for example.
by QKAngel April 08, 2010

Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!
by kinesotape January 08, 2017

He's your typical canadian guy, he's very funny and sometimes way too sarcastic to the point it's kind of rude. He is usually very romantic, also damn crazy.
by Seann_and_Mia June 09, 2020

the smartest person you’ve ever met and probably the most beautiful person you’ve seen. Looks like gu jun pyo from boys over flowers(kdrama). Super funny and it’s very obvious he’s too good for you. Into girls with cuteness(aegyo) but acts like he has no feelings and acts like a douchebag at first. Super soft on the inside but will reject you if you’re not korean or cute. Will get in Stanford
by happyshellfish23 March 14, 2019
