aka. crabwalker, moonwalker, mc beardcomb, pussymagnet
the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe
the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe
by pussington clam March 2, 2020
a guy who blow-dries his hair, wears armani jeans, has sex with his bike, kicks people in the throat and sends videos and pictures of himself jacking off to girls. Has a sideways dick. pretty much a flamer. CPAGS.
by lol@you69 May 1, 2011
Tad was hoping slip a fart off at work that would be subtle, to his suprise it was a noisy sidewinder.
by jedi77 June 3, 2014
(n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 20, 2008
mimi rogers has sidewinders, her tits are so big that if you lay here down on her back her tits go to her armpits.
by scott recor November 1, 2005
by colleen the colon January 28, 2005
A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.
by Ru Ru August 18, 2006