a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.
by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009
by LBT/Antimosity November 17, 2003
Definitions:
1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.
Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.
Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.
Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.
Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
by chatty90 November 16, 2011
The weekend that is uncommonly used and unknown to many. It is when the weekend is taken on Sunday and Monday instead of the normal Saturday and Sunday. Quakers believed this to be way more productive and fullfilling
Matt: ah man u coming over to the party Sunday night it's going to be RIDICULOUS!
gerad: nah man I can't I work Monday.
Matt: dude that blows!
Gerad: yes I know, but not all of us are lucky enough to be off on Quaker weekends
gerad: nah man I can't I work Monday.
Matt: dude that blows!
Gerad: yes I know, but not all of us are lucky enough to be off on Quaker weekends
by Mattp001 May 12, 2010
the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog
Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."
by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011
Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.
Guy 2:
Holy shit!
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.
Guy 2:
Holy shit!
by H. Karl September 16, 2011
A Western Suburb in Sydney, known as "Quakers" in slang. It's literally all over the place. "Quakers Court" shopping centre is actually in Marayong, "Quakers Hill East Primary" is actually in Acacia Gardens and alot of the main shops have been shut down and reopened as Indian shops/restaurants. The Catholic church on Douglas road which was made over 80 years ago has in recent years been bought and converted to a Muslim church. What used to be a town overrun by bogans, the population is now mostly ethnic families. But Quakers Hill owns one of the best, most careless but awesome Highschools ever. It also is the place where people don't give a shit anymore and is a teens playground. It is also the place where the statements "Eschays" and "Skux" (as in mad/cool, not ladies man) originated.
by ColdHardRocker96 January 13, 2011