I won't write you about economy, history and stuff...
We have pretty girls (ussually blondes with nice, huge you-know-what. Examples? Check out Izabella Scorupco- Bond's girl from "Goldeneye"), we have the best vodka on the world (like Sobieski), and our beer is nice too (honoured with medals). Our beer is ussually 5-10% and has a deep golden brown colour (not like american light yellow water beer's). Check our best: Tyskie, Zywiec, Lech or Warka.
And (inspite of what U americans think of us) we are quite smart ;) Any examples: You have to have a special net dictionary to know where Poland is (CENTRAL Europe not East), and i am pretty sure, that everyone in Poland know where USA is, and can show it on the map... U'll say "It is big- everybody knows it), but we have to know smaller countries too, you know... :) And I'm doubtfull, that U all can show on the map where is Republik of Congo, Zair, Sumathra or Sri Lanka... ;)
Anyway it is a big and fast-growing country.
And by the way- you have polish jokes- nice... We don't have to have US Jokes - we are just visiting sites like that!
We have pretty girls (ussually blondes with nice, huge you-know-what. Examples? Check out Izabella Scorupco- Bond's girl from "Goldeneye"), we have the best vodka on the world (like Sobieski), and our beer is nice too (honoured with medals). Our beer is ussually 5-10% and has a deep golden brown colour (not like american light yellow water beer's). Check our best: Tyskie, Zywiec, Lech or Warka.
And (inspite of what U americans think of us) we are quite smart ;) Any examples: You have to have a special net dictionary to know where Poland is (CENTRAL Europe not East), and i am pretty sure, that everyone in Poland know where USA is, and can show it on the map... U'll say "It is big- everybody knows it), but we have to know smaller countries too, you know... :) And I'm doubtfull, that U all can show on the map where is Republik of Congo, Zair, Sumathra or Sri Lanka... ;)
Anyway it is a big and fast-growing country.
And by the way- you have polish jokes- nice... We don't have to have US Jokes - we are just visiting sites like that!
Show me on the map where is Maroko, without checking on the internet, and than I am pretty shure that U r from Poland ;)
by Pole December 20, 2005
Land of the hardworking people...they went through so much throughout history.
Also home to a classmate of mine...
Also home to a classmate of mine...
by Dreamer July 19, 2003
A truly wonderful country to visit. Despite some communistic reprecussions, Poland is modernizing quickly, and just like all of Eastern Europe, it's a real gem.
Good:
People, food, sights, history, culture
Bad:
Roads/drivers, its crime, its pollution, some-things-still-old-fashioned
Good:
People, food, sights, history, culture
Bad:
Roads/drivers, its crime, its pollution, some-things-still-old-fashioned
by Verdantai June 23, 2004
Poland has very hot women and Maria Cuire-Sklodowska was Polish. Ergo: Maria CS had to be really hot woman. She had just radiated the warmth...
by Lusac December 15, 2004
I've got a polish background so you fuckers who bag Poland are in for it.
Poland are is fantastic country who has been through a lot of crap. Not only did they go through WW2, but now they get heaps of crap from Americans. Poland may not be as urbanised as USA, but I would much rather live in a country where you have everything right outside your front door (markets, shops..etc) rather than a country where freakin' 5 year olds are allowed to have guns!
Just because they dont speak english, doesnt mean they should be treated this way. If you havent noticed, the majority of Europe doesnt speak english, fuckwits!
Also, dont bag Polaky about being 'pole dancers' and what not. All Polaky are hot as. Our women are beautiful, and our men are fucken spunks. They take a lot of pride in their beauty, and nearly everyone there is slim and good looking. You cant America. You guys have the fattest people in the world. So fat, that some people cant even be bothered walking anymore, so they buy electric wheel chairs, which should go out to old people who cant use their legs.
Poland are is fantastic country who has been through a lot of crap. Not only did they go through WW2, but now they get heaps of crap from Americans. Poland may not be as urbanised as USA, but I would much rather live in a country where you have everything right outside your front door (markets, shops..etc) rather than a country where freakin' 5 year olds are allowed to have guns!
Just because they dont speak english, doesnt mean they should be treated this way. If you havent noticed, the majority of Europe doesnt speak english, fuckwits!
Also, dont bag Polaky about being 'pole dancers' and what not. All Polaky are hot as. Our women are beautiful, and our men are fucken spunks. They take a lot of pride in their beauty, and nearly everyone there is slim and good looking. You cant America. You guys have the fattest people in the world. So fat, that some people cant even be bothered walking anymore, so they buy electric wheel chairs, which should go out to old people who cant use their legs.
by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006
Great Country in Central Europe. Inhabitants are very intelligent unlike those dumb fat Americans. This country went through a hard time during the World War 2. Poland destroyed the most Nazi Soldiers,War Ships,Air Crafts,Tanks and other. The French were pussies and gay and didn't want to help Poland attack Germany. Oh Well they were invaded anyways.They are lucky the Britan actually helped them too. Poland got sexy girls, great people and not a lot of fat people.
by TruPolishThug August 26, 2006
by MEE =] January 27, 2008