stupidest fucking town on the face of this earth
full of a bunch of faggot ass rich kids who think they are better then everyone and only talk shit about each other
BEAT WILTON? - a saying the "cool kids" use to try and prove they are bigger alcoholics than fucking wilton...GREAT FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE, GIVE UP YOU FAGGOTS,I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ACHIEVE IT!
full of a bunch of faggot ass rich kids who think they are better then everyone and only talk shit about each other
BEAT WILTON? - a saying the "cool kids" use to try and prove they are bigger alcoholics than fucking wilton...GREAT FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE, GIVE UP YOU FAGGOTS,I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ACHIEVE IT!
omg urban dictionary wow something to do with our waste-of-time lives beside sit around and get high and drunk!!! YAY
(JK party at my house later...call my cell)
(JK party at my house later...call my cell)
by nick discala April 13, 2005
by J. Rooker April 5, 2005
whoever wrote number 5 is the man, it was prob some unrisque senior who cant compete with the cool sophs, so sit down.
by risky April 5, 2005
New Canaan is a town where they have nothing better to do except go into town (where there is completely nothing to do except go to Starbucks - explains why none of them are stick thin, huh?) and make fun of Darien kids. Even though they don't understand that yes, Darien is richer, has a better school system, AND is better at sports, they still feel the need to call us "D-Baggers". Way to be creative. They don't even wear very preppy clothes, and basically have no lives. Plus, hardly any of the Moms drive around in their Cadaliac Escalades. They drive around in Honda SUVS (yeah thats really classy, guys.) They try to act rich, but really they aren't getting anywhere. Plus, even though New Canaan Country Day is there, doesn't mean it's only New Canaan kids. Half the population is kids from Darien! Also, since the town has atleast 3 sketchy areas (i.e. the teen center, HELLO?!) the police sit around all day waiting for something to happen. Also they stop kids from Darien just cause we're from Darien. Thats what you call a real "life"! Exicting town, huh? basically all in all, New Canaan sucks.
Today after school in town, I saw some D-Baggers and told them to go home! I'm so funny! I also told them that since we are so fake in New Canaan that "We were richer than them!!!"
by FELLOW DBAGGER September 29, 2007
New Canaan is most certainly the king of rich white people towns, we are mostly comprised of all these rich white folks who have a litter of children and own many new cars and could care less how much that extra day in the Caribbean will cost them. However there is a minority of not so wealthy (in New Canaan standards) people who take up the many smaller houses that when sold will be knocked down and a small mansion will be built on that one lot. New Canaan soccer moms may be the worst in the country for example: 1. they can’t drive the big SUV’s there husbands buy them
2. They are constantly on their cell phones
3. Any kid who is seen in town on a Friday after noon not in a preppy shirt is immediately considered a "wasted youth" or "derelicts"(that’s a trouble maker for all you illiterate d-baggers). The kids in New Canaan are mostly preppy but there is also the slackers who don’t really care and cant wait to leave this town then there is also the kids who wear black and pretend to be punks or something but face it its New Canaan that can't happen no matter how bad you're house is compared to others in NC no matter what you're situation is now it doesn’t matter its New Canaan u don’t have the foggiest idea what it would be like if u lived in others less wealthy towns(unless you have moved here from a less wealthy town were you were the cream of the crop and now are bottom of the barrel),A large chunk of the kids in this town have an inferiority complex and have a constant need to remind people they are better than them and that they have more money and such things but most others are not that they are content with just trying to be normal and not being a rich snob, As mentioned in other definitions kids in this town consume vast quantities of drugs and alcohol which to many adults goes unseen and unheard of and the cops are just as unaware. The cops can bust you for something as little as riding a bike on the sidewalk and still let many things of greater importance to pass by them, The cops in this town are kind of a joke I mean a couple of months ago some guy reported a steak missing from his grill and the cops took the time to try to track this bandit down there’s really not much crime in this town other than D.U.I's and drug busts which both are curtsey of the "troubled youth" in New Canaan .But in the midst’s of all this fakeness and soccer moms there are a few exceptional people who you would never guess would come from this town of shallow pricks these people are:
1. Mr.Anderson & offspring
2. Al g
3. Corey
4. Pat Murphy
5. Andrew
I’m not saying that their aren’t other cool people in New Canaan but these are the ones that don’t really seem like they live in New Canaan or grew up here. Any of u skeptical people out there come and live here for a while and you will understand this is my opinion of the town as I see it in my daily life so that’s pretty much it.
2. They are constantly on their cell phones
3. Any kid who is seen in town on a Friday after noon not in a preppy shirt is immediately considered a "wasted youth" or "derelicts"(that’s a trouble maker for all you illiterate d-baggers). The kids in New Canaan are mostly preppy but there is also the slackers who don’t really care and cant wait to leave this town then there is also the kids who wear black and pretend to be punks or something but face it its New Canaan that can't happen no matter how bad you're house is compared to others in NC no matter what you're situation is now it doesn’t matter its New Canaan u don’t have the foggiest idea what it would be like if u lived in others less wealthy towns(unless you have moved here from a less wealthy town were you were the cream of the crop and now are bottom of the barrel),A large chunk of the kids in this town have an inferiority complex and have a constant need to remind people they are better than them and that they have more money and such things but most others are not that they are content with just trying to be normal and not being a rich snob, As mentioned in other definitions kids in this town consume vast quantities of drugs and alcohol which to many adults goes unseen and unheard of and the cops are just as unaware. The cops can bust you for something as little as riding a bike on the sidewalk and still let many things of greater importance to pass by them, The cops in this town are kind of a joke I mean a couple of months ago some guy reported a steak missing from his grill and the cops took the time to try to track this bandit down there’s really not much crime in this town other than D.U.I's and drug busts which both are curtsey of the "troubled youth" in New Canaan .But in the midst’s of all this fakeness and soccer moms there are a few exceptional people who you would never guess would come from this town of shallow pricks these people are:
1. Mr.Anderson & offspring
2. Al g
3. Corey
4. Pat Murphy
5. Andrew
I’m not saying that their aren’t other cool people in New Canaan but these are the ones that don’t really seem like they live in New Canaan or grew up here. Any of u skeptical people out there come and live here for a while and you will understand this is my opinion of the town as I see it in my daily life so that’s pretty much it.
by *Think* April 14, 2005
Good Ol' New Canaan Right? No not right its actually kinda sad actually!! Lets see why hmmm..ino because the kids that live there don't respect the area in which they live!! They take every little thing for granted! They dont understand that people dream of being rich of course the kids there dont have to!! Why you may ask, because they dont know what a dream is because supposedly they are already living in it!! But that dream isnt all glitz and glamour as many people think!! No instead the kids living here have no lives so they waste themselves by getting high or drunk! But why would anyone do that when they have everything? Because they believe they really do have troubles!!! They think because they didnt get the car they asked for that their lives will end so they turn to some type of drug! Sad isnt it! For all the real people out their the glitz and glamour of the rich and famous isnt that great mainly, because they forget who they are, because they were never anyone to begin with!! For all you sad pathetic kids that live or go to a private school within new Canaan ask yourselves Why? Why the hell do you tear people apart not from each other but you tear those people apart from the inside out! I mean look at what you write about eachother!! Of course your too pathetic yourselves to face that person face to face!! For the neighboring towns dont be offend by the New Canaan High kids because they cant be that great because most of them were rejected by the Private Schools in the area and thats why they sadly are going to the public school in town!! Not saying that public school is bad They are much better then private but to be living in New Canaan its only acceptable for their parents status for them to be going to Private! Thats right the kids in New Canaan their parents only hope for them was to show them off, but not much to show off if they are going back and forth from rehab!! Of course sometimes private school is worse when kids actually think their world is so horrible that they take their education for granted and get drunk at school!! News Flash: No one in the real world gets drunk at school! Why? Because kids in the real world work hard for their grades and it doesnt matter how much money their parents have its about how hard they work!! Welcome to the real world New Canaan, where the rest of the world laughs at your expense!!
Of course their are the rare and few New Canaaners that are real but those are the people who have lived with their parents when they had nothing and slowly worked their way up the Social Ladder!! Of course those people are signaled out and made fun of because they are too smart for New Canaan and everyone else is jealous that those kids actually had a life!!
All will be well when New Canaan's Youth becomes part of the World and I mean the Real World!! Of course that may never happens, for they believe they are in the Real World but really they will get job opps from their parents or parents friends who feel bad for the pathectic life of those grown up kids!!
Of course their are the rare and few New Canaaners that are real but those are the people who have lived with their parents when they had nothing and slowly worked their way up the Social Ladder!! Of course those people are signaled out and made fun of because they are too smart for New Canaan and everyone else is jealous that those kids actually had a life!!
All will be well when New Canaan's Youth becomes part of the World and I mean the Real World!! Of course that may never happens, for they believe they are in the Real World but really they will get job opps from their parents or parents friends who feel bad for the pathectic life of those grown up kids!!
New Canaan ever heard of the Real World! Thats right you will be rejected from the real world!! Too Bad!!
by Wouldn't you like to know April 24, 2005
Interestingly enough, the rest of the grade takes the afforementioned phrases (i.e. "soo funny", "don't know what to do with myself"), repeats them, and pawns them off as their own. Apparently people are nice to them in person, then retreat to www.urbandictionary.com to anonymously make fun of them.
by brian April 4, 2005