noing

A singular form of annoying.

Did you know that you are a noing?

by DanQuoLives October 3, 2007

No-nos

An idiosyncratic term to describe the long list of people over my lifetime whom I rejected when they asked me out.

The no-nos are a weird club of faceless and otherwise unrelated folks who sometimes wander in and out of my unconscious, sometimes bleeding into my dreams such as when this group was even larger than the one attending 45’s inauguration..

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Noing

1) Noise that a nerd/geek makes

2) An insult that can be used against nerds/geeks

These nerds/geeks are usually online gamers and have a know-it-all attitude.

1) Person: I tried to upload this music file but it says it's too big :(

Nerd: You fool, the file you are trying to upload is Wave which is a high quality format using lossless compression. Convert it to Mp3, that will reduce its size as it uses lossy compression.. NOING! *fixes glasses*

2) Nerd: lol dude i downloaded the best program, it lets u auto mine on runescape1!1!! ub3r l33t hax0r lolz 1!!! ELEVEN1 SHIFTPANCAKES!1!

Person: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NOING!!!

by Japanime January 28, 2009

nos

Acronym for , Nitrous Oxide Sytems, used for fuel injected cars ( can be used for carbuerated, with a lot more hassle and cussing) to boost the car's acceleration by injecting a pre-determined shot of nitrous oxide into the fuel-air mixture. Doing this creates a feeling similar to turbo-charging your car. This can sometimes be a cheaper alternative to turbo or super chargers. However, nitrous requires refilling whereas turbo does not, so turbo pays off in the long run. Both can create an undesirable high pitched sound commonly heard in briggs and stratton's, I mean 4-bangers. So for a way to increase performance w/out 2-stroke sounds, please see NA

riceboy-dude my nitrous made my car do an 18 second 1/4.
chevyman-yeah, that's cool, my camaro ran that stock without leaving 3rd. ALL THROTTLE, NO BOTTLE!!!

by Don June 22, 2005

nos

New Zealand/Brit. slang: Nitrous Oxide, also under the aliases "Laughing Gas" and "Hippy Crack", which give euphoria for a short period of time, taken via balloons that are blown up with the gas and then inhaled.

"Oh man, the first time William had some nos he just sat there and grinned for thirty seconds."

by Liz Fox May 12, 2005

Nos

a fictional prescription drug that is very addictive and has extreme side effects, such as growing the opposite sex's genitalia, genitalia falling off, blood dripping from the throat, water dripping from the foot, and extreme bitchiness

"Mrs. D., you seem very bitchy today. Are you high on Nos?"
*grows dick, pussy falls off, blood drips from neck, and water drips from foot*
"Yes, Brian, as a matter of fact, I am. STFU TY TY."

by someonebutnotanyone June 12, 2015

Nos

1. Nitrous oxide (or NOS), a bottle of N2o that people are to sorry to admit are only used to be put on badass cars to make them go a extra 30 to 50mph when the idiots crash into a wall and has to look good, but hay, I use it for my Supra (which is not a fart rice because it is actually as fast as it looks, ricers have them look fast, but they really go slower then the stock version because they tried to tune it from their "inner street racing knowledge").

2. a bottle that 34% of the time is used to be put on fart rice (big difference between ricer car and import car). And when it is equipped, the ricer realizes it's empty because he bought it from the corner store as a drinkable liquid thats called NOS.

Ricer guy: Yeah I need some Nos

corner store guy: Oh, you want NOS Ehh, I got it right here

Ricer guy: Oh, well here's a dollar

corner store guy: No, this cost 5 dolla for 2 liter

Ricer guy: Damnit, I'll just take a small shot

corner store guy: Okay, that 3 dolla and 50 cent

Ricer guy: What!

Corner store guy: Oh sorry, you said SHOT of NOS, here you go 2 dolla

Ricer guy: That couldnt even speed up my hot wheels car!!

Corner store guy: Just getta fuck outta my store!!

by majorhawke June 14, 2011