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meatloaf surprise 

A hyperlink that does not give the user an accurate indication of the page that they will be referred to if the link is clicked.
I wasn't sure what the hyperlink was, Dad, I didn't know it would pop up gay porn, honestly. It was a meatloaf surprise.
meatloaf surprise by zerg November 11, 2005

mexican meatloaf 

The act of taking a shit on a cookie sheet and baking it in the oven. This can be an act of revenge or an act of hate. This first known example of this act happened in Tucson, AZ on a warm fall night at a UofA house party.
Man, some asshole came to my party and baked a mexican meatloaf! Fucker.
mexican meatloaf by Cram the Man December 2, 2010

Daddy Meatloaf 

Daddy meatloaf is a special meatloaf that only a daddy can make. The ingredients may or may not be different from regular meatloaf. The difference is in the special effort made by the daddy. There's meatloaf, there's meatloaf made with love, and then there's Daddy Meatloaf.
Also known as: Daddie Meatloaf.
Baby would you like to go to the diner for some meatloaf?

No daddy, actually I'd really like some Daddy Meatloaf.
Daddy Meatloaf by me4567 April 17, 2021

mikey meatloaf 

A Mikey Meatloaf is a man, who sits home all day, and weighs over 300 pounds. He sits in a chair with food stains and potato chip crumbs all over his clothes. He still lives with his parents and is unemployed, even at a mature age.
You are such a Mikey meatloaf, you don't do anything around the house.

burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you
"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?
burned the meatloaf by calmerthanu November 6, 2010

meatloafs daughter 

A turd of epic proportion which is unlikely to be fully removed with 1 flush.

A multiflush arse log
I went fo ra shit at work today, but someone had left Meatloafs Daughter floating in there.

It was like giving birth to Meatloafs Daughter.