Loaf 

Irish word meaning someone's head or face.

"Look at the loaf on him."

Loaf by irishgansta August 15, 2015

Loaf 

A person, (female or not) with very attractive sexual curves.

Damn Cassie you got a loaf

Loaf by Bakers Man January 28, 2019

Loaf 

Lame ass motha fucka

Have you seen that loaf?

Loaf by Jimbillybobby October 17, 2019

Loaf 

When someone is acting foolish or says something foolish you say "stop being a loaf"

Randall stop being such a loaf.

Loaf by east&southwest September 7, 2014

Loaf 

Someone that is overweight and has very visible rolls is someone with a loaf,for instance if someone has rolls on lets say their back they have loafs on their back

*Fat guy running while his rolls bounce and jiggle*
Guy: LOOK AT THOSE LOAFS!

Loaf by YMCT June 18, 2016

loaf 

"A Loaf" refers to a whole uncut bread, not a chunk. A loaf is the complete item, as removed from the oven. Bread in it's virgin state. (Western style bread I think, doesn't really work for unleavened breads eg. Pitta, Nan, Chappatti etc.).

Are you going to buy a wholemeal loaf or a granary loaf.
What a ready sliced white loaf? Shame on you!

loaf by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

loaf 

A rather large quantity of hair on top of a person's head.

Justins's hairdresser was shocked by his shaggy surfer guy loaf.

I need to get my loaf cut.

loaf by Thundercat_Guy September 14, 2004