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To suggest an activity or action. A faster way of saying "Let us".
Boy: Lettuce go to the beach.
Girl: Lettuce
Lettuce by anthonyvenanzio April 2, 2009
a skinny woman who prides herself on her lack of caloric intake, usually a perpetual tracker of Weight Watcher points
Skinny girl: "Anyone want to split this M&M with me?"
All the other girls: "OOOOh, that bitch is so lettuce!"
lettuce by AlbinoMuffCabbage December 1, 2010
not that great, only some people, basically okay
"i mean shes alright, shes a lettuce"
Lettuce by thebestest123 January 25, 2017
Money just Like cabbage.
Or Weed as in Drugs.
I got to got to pick up some lettuce.
Lettuce by Jizzo Fortanel January 22, 2004
A green substance, earthlings mainly eat this on sandwiches, burgers and raps. Not to be confused with kale.
"Man, burger king has some slimy af lettuce on their burgers."
Lettuce by Klosztuka March 5, 2016
1) No substance, full of water.

2) an altogether useless individual, or group of people.

3) Plural forms include salad, head of, or clump. Brings to mind a wet squoshy piece of crap.
That public employee is a real piece of lettuce.
lettuce by Myller August 28, 2010