Lars 

When you have a thumb dick

"Ok, I'll warn you babe it's a lars dick so you can't deep throat it ok"
"bitch that's a thumb dick"
"That's what Lars means look it up in urban dictionary"

Lars by FishyVag12 April 17, 2017

Lars 

The definition of a Lars is a racist, homophobic, autistic, sexist and discriminating person who is always out trying to discriminate against other people. He also watches a lot of porn and that is a reason for all the dirty-minded comments. He will never come in time for an appointment because he is at home styling his cap on his head. Other things a Lars would like to do is to fuck with your sister or kiss younger girls.

1.
Women at a clothing store.
"It won't fit its too big", women
"That's what she said", Lars

2.

"Whats the difference to boy scouts and jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps."

"Who said that?"
"It has to be Lars."

Lars by batman124 March 23, 2022

Lars 

Real Danish fag from da hood. If you ever threaten him with a gun, he'll fucking stomp you with his 48" dick and shit on you afterwards.

"Ayo homie, dis neighborhood real dangerous. Could be a Lars here"
"Ayo, watch out! The Lars with his magnum dong will stomp yo ass"

Lars by Lars_SK June 1, 2022

Lars 

The sound of a car door being slammed

-Hey! Close the car door would ya?

-*Lars*

Lars by rfoat August 20, 2010

Lars 

A guy with a small penis. Able to suck his own dick.

"look at that Lars over there sucking himself"

Lars by OG DLG ROCKER April 27, 2015

Lars 

weak ass white boy

look over thar he is sooo lars

Lars by septiplier626boss July 16, 2016

Lars 

A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.

Look at that Lars! He's a goon and he yelled at me cause I swore.

Lars by Craig June 30, 2003