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Carl Landry

Kid # 1: Hey dude, I just got a Carl Landry at my house!

Kid # 2: Remind me to not go to your house anymore.

ethan landry 

was literally giggling kicking my feet when I saw him in the theater, he’s literally so pretty, my mom was probably a little concerned but that’s okay!! no but for real I’m so confused how he didn’t pull any girls in the movie, LIKE?? if I saw him I would be begging on my knees crying for once chance with him
“hey I-I have tissues if you want tissues, I have like.. three tissues.” - ethan landry
ethan landry by hrtsforamber September 30, 2023

Dirty Landry 

The act of committing flatulence in the nose gate of another human whilst having their scrotal zone suctioned upside down.
I was in Mexico, and fell into a well; the only person willing to rescue me had this strange request: "You're gonna have to give me a dirty landry". I said "okay".

Cole Landry 

The name of a guy who is has no control over his masculinity because his girlfriend owns him. This name also describes a man who is pussy whipped and his girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship. He also has to do a daily 2 hour FaceTime with his girlfriend or she breaks up with him
Cole Landry by Dustyassasian February 19, 2019

Dylan Landry

This is a person who will never let you down. He is the sweetest, most perfect person you will ever meet. He is generous, kind, a great friend and boyfriend. He is so beautiful, inside and out, there is no lying around him. Dylan is someone you should be proud of having in your life because he is simply the best you could ever ask for. He will always go out of his way to provide for people and he is so intelligent. When he loves you, you are one lucky girl :) When he loves you, there is no going back, hew ill always love you, and he will make the perfect husband, father, and best friend. THIS PERSON IS PERFECTION & I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART.
Ex. That Dylan Landry is the bestest.
Dylan Landry by gflove January 19, 2011

jake landry

Jake landry is a funny guy with most likely lots of money. A jake landry will find a way to make sure everyone around him stays happy and okay, they won’t leave their friends behind even if they hurt him, leaving him very depressed often
I love that jake landry guy, he always lends me money when I’m in need.
jake landry by ScoopyPants February 16, 2021