A self-proclaimed "Greatest Man That Ever Lived". While self-proclaimed, a Jakob will have done much to prove it to the world, such as pimping on every woman on the planet, being selected to breed with two ladies (in a church youth group no less), and surviving being molested by an army of 12-13 year old girls going through puberty.
One cannot be described as a Jakob without first paddling more than 10 miles on an elliptical, hitting the floor and doing 10,000 crunches, turning over and doing 333 push-ups, and then taking a girl and performing The Jakob Effect (Full Nelson into a Side Effect) on her through three burning tables and onto an elliptical below her, but not before giving her a Cross Bomb from atop a nearby Stairmaster.
A Jakob is not a gentleman; HE WILL cum in your mouth.
One cannot be described as a Jakob without first paddling more than 10 miles on an elliptical, hitting the floor and doing 10,000 crunches, turning over and doing 333 push-ups, and then taking a girl and performing The Jakob Effect (Full Nelson into a Side Effect) on her through three burning tables and onto an elliptical below her, but not before giving her a Cross Bomb from atop a nearby Stairmaster.
A Jakob is not a gentleman; HE WILL cum in your mouth.
by ZB3000 January 14, 2010
Jakob’s are very rare, and when you meet one you won’t want to lose him. They know lots of random things and are extremely funny. They will do anything to make you smile. They may mess up one or two times, but he will do anything to get you back. Lots of girls like him but he is loyal to his one true love. He can be very sexual at times, but that’s not his main focus. He likes to show you off so that everyone knows he loves you. I love you Jakob Xoxo xoxo
by Ihascupcake2727 March 29, 2018
Jack Harlow : Yo that guy Jakob has a big dick
Lil Nas X : Why do you think they call him Big Dick Magee?
Lil Nas X : Why do you think they call him Big Dick Magee?
by sanodraiter March 29, 2022
A friend who is known for his abusive behavior, flexing his muscles and kissing his muscles as a joke. He thinks he's stronger than everyone and fights back when he needs and doesn't need to. He also loves to blast his heavy metal music so loud his eardrums break and people across the school can hear it through his headphones.
by Meme_Review November 4, 2019
A pretty nice guy untill you find him in an ally way with a scythe, wing, horns, then you know that ur dealing with the king of purgatory
by Vizeon the fox April 28, 2020
by ora reconn May 15, 2019