When you hype big about the Gold you're going to mine, but you only pull 1 ounce out of the ground after running a million yards of dirt.
by Goldwatcher December 17, 2016
A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.
Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.
by Irish beard balm March 4, 2012
The most loyal and true friend you can possibly have. She is gorgeous, she just can't see it. She has a kind heart, and thinks of others before herself. She usually ends up hurting in relationships because all the guys she likes are total jerks. She deserves a man who will treat right. She is a precious gem. She will always be gorgeous, an amazing poet, and honestly a loyal and true friend.
Jack: I told Julia Hoffman all my secrets last night
Me: She knows all mine, I trust her with my life
Jack: I know, she's so loyal. She's my best friend.
Me: No she's mine, backoff.
Me: She knows all mine, I trust her with my life
Jack: I know, she's so loyal. She's my best friend.
Me: No she's mine, backoff.
by Anonymous 1122 May 10, 2012
I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus
Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman
Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman
by Javster Gonzalez August 24, 2008
Evan Hoffman is a very good looking guy. He wins girls from his looks and the way he talks. One thing about Evan Hoffman is that everybody makes him seem nastier then he actually is. Evan Hoffman is consider a fuckboy at school and everyone will judge you if u go for him. One major thing to know about Evan Hoffman is that he will try to get in your pants he also goes for hoes from other schools if he can’t get anyone from his school. Evan Hoffman is basically a pretty boy and he will most likely win you over.
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