Gonzo 

The act of placing testicles over someones eyes and then placing tip of penis in the mouth. The act resembles the famous muppets character Gonzo.

"my girlfriend was asleep in the chair when I snuck up behind her and gave her the ole Gonzo, she was PISSED!"

*Note-MBH84 Came up with the physical act, name given by B77

Gonzo by B77 September 20, 2012

gonzo 

being completely drunk or wasted.

the same as saying you're "gone" when intoxicated.

"That girl at the party last night was so gonzo, she puked all over the floor after doing her third keg stand."

gonzo by oL2009 April 17, 2009

Gonzo 

when your penis has a mild hook shape to the left or right.

"my new boyfriend has a GONZO. It's not that attractive but it hits all the right spots!"

Gonzo by fister queen October 24, 2011

gonzo 

1-To be gone, can either be on drugs (usually weed), drunk as fuck.
2-going fast as fuck.
3- a type of porn
4-The blue muppit baby
5-Huge ass nose that looks like the blue muppit baby's

1-Damn that bitch stephany is gonzo, what the fuck she drink?
2-That M5(a fast car) is gonzo.
3-Do you guys like gonzo??
4-Did u guys see gonzo? hes got a huge nose.
5-Look at that big gonzo i wonder if hes ever nose fucked a girl.

gonzo by JONES! July 30, 2008

gonzo 

Of or pertaining to an abnormal curvature of the penis (typically bending toward the ground)

My boyfriend's gonzo cock hits all the right places when we are banging.

gonzo by Brendan Popper September 17, 2007

Gonzo 

A penis that, when erect, curves down resembling Gonzo's nose. Curves to the left, or right are also acceptable, if prefixed; ie: Left-gonzo; Right-gonzo.

"Look at the Gonzo on that dude...." I said.
"Yeah. What a Gonz." She replied.

Gonzo by LONe1 January 10, 2010

Gonzo 

When you beat off onto a girls chest with your balls resting on her eyes.

"I was bangin Camilla last night and she wasn't putting much effort into it so i gave her the Gonzo... waca waca"

Gonzo by DoBeDe May 9, 2009