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fuzzy flounder 

A term referring to a vagina.
I fucked her fuzzy flounder till she was blue in the face.
fuzzy flounder by Anonymous April 14, 2003
noun - a lazy, goodfornothing person who doesn't excel or accomplish anything in life
Craig is such a flounder! All he does every day at work is sit in his office with his feet propped up on the desk reading the Wall Street Journal.
Flounder by Bubbe September 21, 2005

ass flounder 

Steven and Nelson are both ass flounders.
ass flounder by Amy Basil November 14, 2006

Flounder fuck 

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that actual, legitimate fish start to inhabit the women's vagina.
Cj: Yo I fucked that bitch so hard last night

Logan: Damn man, you gave that bitch a flounder fuck.
Flounder fuck by smoke the ganja September 18, 2016

Pack a Flounder 

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.
After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.
Pack a Flounder by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013

not shark or flounder 

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.
B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.